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Collection: Cards
A greeting card for a birthday, pregnancy, birth or new home. Or to celebrate that a diploma or driver's license has been obtained. Maybe a postcard for just to friends or family. Or just a card to make your interior or workplace more cozy. Whatever you're looking for, Beezonder's cards are guaranteed to make you smile. Because the cards are made from recycled brown FSC kraft cardboard, they are also eco-friendly. The lyrics are funny, sarcastic, sweet and short-sighted, but most of all recognizable for most of you!


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Card - There are two things in life you shouldn't count age and glasses of wine Congratulations!Card - There are two things in life you shouldn't count age and glasses of wine Congratulations!
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Card - You're not really old until the candles are more expensive than the cake Congratulations!Card - You're not really old until the candles are more expensive than the cake Congratulations!
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Card - Do what feels right Criticism is bound to get youCard - Do what feels right Criticism is bound to get you
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Card - Home is where the fart comes outCard - Home is where the fart comes out
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Card - Just in case no one has told you todayCard - Just in case no one has told you today
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Map - Adventures are the best way to learnMap - Adventures are the best way to learn
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Card - I make wine disappear What's your superpower?Card - I make wine disappear What's your superpower?
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Card - Those other moms are just doing whateverCard - Those other moms are just doing whatever
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Card - Hip hip hooray! It's your birthday!Card - Hip hip hooray! It's your birthday!
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Card - Congrats Let's pop the champagneCard - Congrats Let's pop the champagne
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Set of 5 red envelopesSet of 5 red envelopes
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Card - Never grow up it's a trapCard - Never grow up it's a trap
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Card - Crying is for girls Real women are going to drink wineCard - Crying is for girls Real women are going to drink wine
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Card - Whoop whoop, it's your birthday! Are we going to shit nails now or something?Card - Whoop whoop, it's your birthday! Are we going to shit nails now or something?
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Card - The first 30 years of parenting are the hardestCard - The first 30 years of parenting are the hardest
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Card - The best therapist has fur & four legsCard - The best therapist has fur & four legs
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Card - OMG! You made a mini you!Card - OMG! You made a mini you!
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Map - Patience? Like I have time for thatMap - Patience? Like I have time for that
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Map - If plan A doesn't work: The alphabet has 25 letters leftMap - If plan A doesn't work: The alphabet has 25 letters left
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Card - Life is tough but so are youCard - Life is tough but so are you
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Set of 5 kraft envelopesSet of 5 kraft envelopes
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Card - Always be yourself Unless you can be Batman Then always be BatmanCard - Always be yourself Unless you can be Batman Then always be Batman
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Card - Don't Panic I've Got WineCard - Don't Panic I've Got Wine
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Card - A hug made of paperCard - A hug made of paper
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Card - Nothing is really lost until mom can't find itCard - Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it
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Card - There's no such thing as a perfect parent, so just be a real oneCard - There's no such thing as a perfect parent, so just be a real one
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Card - I got it from my mamaCard - I got it from my mama
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Card - Super proud of youCard - Super proud of you
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Card - Do it with passion or not at allCard - Do it with passion or not at all
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Card - Sometimes you just need to relax & say f*ck itCard - Sometimes you just need to relax & say f*ck it
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Card - You can also put me on your to do listCard - You can also put me on your to do list
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Card - I'm not horny all the time you're always f*cking sexyCard - I'm not horny all the time you're always f*cking sexy
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Card - I run on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughtsCard - I run on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts
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Card - F*ck social media I'm just sending you a cardCard - F*ck social media I'm just sending you a card
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Card - I don't want a pep talk I want wineCard - I don't want a pep talk I want wine
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Card - May your coffee be stronger than your toddlerCard - May your coffee be stronger than your toddler
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Card - Let's cuddleCard - Let's cuddle
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Card - Just another Manic Mom-day #momlifeCard - Just another Manic Mom-day #momlife
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